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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Conquering Fear w/Ninjas Part One.
So I went to this bar last week and this douche totally started at me for no reason at all and I was all scared and shit like I almost shit myself a little bit from all the gumbo I ate. So then the guys all like 'what!' and I'm all like 'dude, I just wanna drink my koolaide' and he's all like pissed cause I farted and it really smelled like funions and dead turkeys. Then this ninja totally comes outta no where and sits down next to us and jumps on the bar and takes a whole bottle of captain morgan to the head without even breathing and the guys all like 'wtf!'. Then the ninja's eyes get all wide and shit and he starts shaking like he has to pee really really bad and the guys all like 'damn nigkah!' then the ninja totally flips out punches the guy straight in the scrotum and the guys all like 'ahh dem ballz b hurtin' and thats when i totally diarrhea all over myself like not a little splatter but like an ocean shooting straight out of my butt hole. Then just when the guy starts to get back up the ninja flips

I fucking wanna wear you skin.

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Conquering Fear w/Ninjas Part Two.
The ninja totally flips out again punches me straight in the face and my glasses break in half and I cant see anything cause I spent too much time watching cartoons three inches away from the tv in my whitie tighties drinking mountain dew and choking myself just to get high, so then I curled up in the fetal position in a kiddie size pool of my own diarrhea and hummed the tune to bonanza cause I felt it was necessary at the time and all the while I can hear the ninja totally flipping the fuck out and breaking stuff. So then like after six chorus lines of bonanza I found my glasses and put them back together with pink bubble gum I found under the counter and when I look around the ninjas still there but he's totally still flipping out cause he started to tear out the installation in the walls and hurling it out the street at this old woman eating soup across the street. And i'm all like 'wtf'. I totally got the hell outta there.

I just....I just wanna hug your face